Its not that I hate Suffericom but it has engaged in activities akin to a rich boyfriend. A rich boyfriend is somebody you are in relationship with not because you love him : the comfort of his money.
1. FIRST ENCOUNTER
You probably see his toys first - the car (convertible) or his bling-blings which are on display. It would be foolish to assume he doesn't know why you want him. After you are fully intoxicated he will know - hookup time.
(They have very nice shops where they display the flash gadgets: cant fail to notice. For mpesa agents one of the key task is to brand their outlets as per provided guidelines. Billboards and TV commercials offer you bliss)
2. LIFE
A rich boyfriend will always have abundance of charm and wit. He will appear friendly and considerate, but underneath lies calculated moves to enslave you.
(Unlimited internet which is 'limited'(Subject to limits or subjected to limits) by mbs or 'throttled' (Kill by squeezing the throat of so as to cut off the air) Pesa mkononi- pay for sending the money while the other guy pays for withdrawing)
3. ATTENTION
Before you decide to hookup with a rich boyfriend one thing you should know is that, you will never... never get his attention. Once he leaves you in 'his' castle absolutely nothing can bring him back till he decides to do so. Calls to his office will be answered by a very sweet voice informing you that he will be informed once 'available' as if he is in a spacecraft.
(Ever tried to call Suffericom customer care? There is a time we made a mistake sending money to another dude, we frantically called the mpesa customer care number without success, we decided one guy should call the suffericoms customer care number while the other continues with the mpesa one. After about two minutes having made around 100 trials we managed to get the suffericoms care. The lady informed us that we should call the mpesa customer care, (we assumed she knew it was not bread and butter). We were so furious, she managed to reverse the transaction when we told her to give us her full names. A visit to their offices is also a disaster; its like their system is down always, you always queue up for over an hour even for a minor Sim card replacement notwithstanding the shouts from impatience sufferers)
4. BREAK UP
Once you are fed-up and decide to leave a rich boyfriend do you think he will notice?. Not at all - he will be very busy with new hot chicks; though you might not be aware he switched off immediately after he took you into his fold. He knows no matter where you go he has installed some applications you will definitely need.
(They don't lose sleep over your vukaring or amuaring, they've got you hooked on mpesa and high 'off-net' calling rates )
SUFFERICOM - THE BITTER OPTION
NB: I ADMIT THAT I HAVE NOT EXHAUSTED THE TRAITS OF A RICH BOYFRIEND THUS OFFICIALLY INVITE MORE, WHICH I WILL GLADLY ADD TO THIS LIST. CHEERS.... JAMOO
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