Thursday, October 20, 2011

women have better sex with rich men

There are a million reasons why i would like to be rich, but the most fascinating one is to have a good f***. It all started with Sir Darwin as early as 1838 with his theory of natural (sexual) selection. He said that in both types of “sexual selection” as Darwin dubbed it, the lesser males were doomed to become evolutionary dead ends while their successful rivals passed their genes to posterity. 

Evolutionary biologists Dr Thomas Pollet and Prof Daniel Nettles, of Newcastle University, did a study into people's lifestyles with intend of establishing a link between wealth and enjoyment of sex. They had this to say: ''We found that increasing partner income had a highly positive effect on women's self-reported frequency of orgasms - More desirable mates cause women to experience more orgasms.”  

But they all seem to be talking scientific jargon. The most sweet and simple line is.... “Women don’t want to lie back and think of the gas bill,” from Cassie in her latest scientific discovery about human sexuality. She doesn't stop there but adds this; the number and frequency of a woman’s orgasms is directly related to her partner’s wealth - it has never been said this plain and simple.

I don't need any other reason to crave being rich; I WILL.