women have better sex with rich men

There are a million reasons why i would like to be rich, but the most fascinating one is to have a good f***. It all started with Sir Darwin as early as 1838 with his theory of natural (sexual) selection. He said that in both types of “sexual selection” as Darwin dubbed it, the lesser males were doomed to become evolutionary dead ends while their successful rivals passed their genes to posterity. 

Evolutionary biologists Dr Thomas Pollet and Prof Daniel Nettles, of Newcastle University, did a study into people's lifestyles with intend of establishing a link between wealth and enjoyment of sex. They had this to say: ''We found that increasing partner income had a highly positive effect on women's self-reported frequency of orgasms - More desirable mates cause women to experience more orgasms.”  

But they all seem to be talking scientific jargon. The most sweet and simple line is.... “Women don’t want to lie back and think of the gas bill,” from Cassie in her latest scientific discovery about human sexuality. She doesn't stop there but adds this; the number and frequency of a woman’s orgasms is directly related to her partner’s wealth - it has never been said this plain and simple.

I don't need any other reason to crave being rich; I WILL.

RICH BOYFRIEND - SUFFERICOM

Its not that I hate Suffericom but it has engaged in activities akin to a rich boyfriend. A rich boyfriend is somebody you are in relationship with not because you love him : the comfort of his money.

1. FIRST ENCOUNTER
You probably see his toys first - the car (convertible) or his bling-blings which are on display. It would be foolish to assume he doesn't know why you want him. After you are fully intoxicated he will know - hookup time.
(They have very nice shops where they display the flash gadgets: cant fail to notice. For mpesa agents one of the key task is to brand their outlets as per provided guidelines. Billboards and TV commercials offer you bliss)


2. LIFE
A rich boyfriend will always have abundance of charm and wit. He will appear friendly and considerate, but underneath lies calculated moves to enslave you. 
(Unlimited internet which is 'limited'(Subject to limits or subjected to limits) by mbs or 'throttled' (Kill by squeezing the throat of so as to cut off the air) Pesa mkononi- pay for sending the money while the other guy pays for withdrawing)


3. ATTENTION
Before you decide to hookup with a rich boyfriend one thing you should know is that, you will never... never get his attention. Once he leaves you in 'his' castle absolutely nothing can bring him back till he decides to do so. Calls to his office will be answered by a very sweet voice informing you that he will be informed once 'available' as if he is in a spacecraft.
(Ever tried to call Suffericom customer care? There is a time we made a mistake sending money to another dude, we frantically called the mpesa customer care number without success, we decided one guy should call the suffericoms customer care number while the other continues with the mpesa one. After about two minutes having made around 100 trials we managed to get the suffericoms care. The lady informed us that we should call the mpesa customer care, (we assumed she knew it was not bread and butter). We were so furious, she managed to reverse the transaction when we told her to give us her full names. A visit to their offices is also a disaster; its like their system is down always, you always queue up for over an hour even for a minor Sim card replacement notwithstanding the shouts from impatience sufferers)


4. BREAK UP
Once you are fed-up and decide to leave a rich boyfriend do you think he will notice?. Not at all - he will be very busy with new hot chicks; though you might not be aware he switched off immediately after he took you into his fold. He knows no matter where you go he has installed some applications you will definitely need.
(They don't lose sleep over your vukaring or amuaring, they've got you hooked on mpesa and high 'off-net' calling rates )



SUFFERICOM - THE BITTER OPTION




NB: I ADMIT THAT I HAVE NOT EXHAUSTED THE TRAITS OF A RICH BOYFRIEND THUS OFFICIALLY INVITE MORE, WHICH I WILL GLADLY ADD TO THIS LIST. CHEERS.... JAMOO

Luis Moreno Ocampo - ICC Vs Kenyas most responsible

Today is the D-Day for Kenya's 2008 post-election violence perpetrators. The drama has been unfolding in a spectacular manner and it has been fun to watch. I think the problem lies with the actors. Its a fact that this was the country's worst post-independence bloodletting that claimed many lives; somebody must be held responsible.

Initially (though not openly discussed) the notion was that Luis was only arresting the Omena (small fish) so the Mbuta (big fish) was singing ''Hague.... Hague Hague... and nothing less than Hague X2". All the efforts to form a local tribunal were shot down. Failure to set a local tribunal last year in line with agreements that ended the chaos automatically invited Luis into the arena. All was well until the ICC Chief Prosecutor Luis Moreno-Ocampo made  mistake of shouting   “most responsible” while onstage

This has changed the drama drastically and some actors are complaining that they did not rehearse on those lines. In a knee-jerk reaction Mbuta is shouting on finally launching a local investigation. I have this question to Mbuta '' Kwani hio kutajwa ni.. nini...? si ungojee ? kwani umeshikwaa..?.

If thou art not guilty relax..... relax Luis has assured me that for the Mbutas "Their guilt or innocence will be decided by the judges at the end of the judicial process,"

KUDOS JULIAN ASSANGE - WIKILEAKS

New Statesman ranked Julie as number 23 among the "The World's 50 Most Influential Figures". This ought to change I would rank him as the most influential now. Presidents all over the world have now hired analysts to give them "wiki-updates" as and when they are "released".

My admiration for this guy is growing each day. Guys are now vehemently refuting the information released. The admirable part is that: he is not fabricating any story or giving out opinion, he is simply "leaking" what was said. The verification process of whether its true or not thus lies squarely on the one who spoke.

"Kenya-leaks" are flowing uninterruptedly and its fun observing the "wikable" guys running for cover. If only we could have ... like 10 Julies ... this world be be better.

MARRIAGE RULES

I have been always fascinated by the life of one - Albert Einstein. he did so much to science such as E=mc2, the theory of relativity, an understanding of the speed of light and the idea that led to the completion of the atomic bomb. What amazes me is how the guy could conceptualize such amazing things but fail to get the equition of a woman right. As a matter of fact after death his brain was removed by  a pathologist - Thomas Harvey for studies to know what made the guy tick.

Einstein in 1914 took a break from other sciences and concertrated on "Woman Science" an exercise which culminated in the following rules
     A. You will see to it     (1) That my clothes and linen linen, fabric or yarn made from the fiber of flax, are  
                                             kept in order,
                                        (2) That I am served three regular meals a day in my room,
                                        (3) That my bedroom and study are always kept in good order.

      B. You will renounce all personal relations with me, except when they are required to keep up social  
           appearances.

      C. You will promise explicitly to observe the following points in contact with me:
                                       (1) You will expect no affection from me and you will not reproach me for this,
                                       (2) You must answer at once when I speak to you,
                                       (3) You must leave my bedroom or study at once without protesting when I ask 
                                            you to go.

Iam inclined to believe Einstein used "his brain" to come up with these golden rules: rules if can be athered to according to him marriages could be a bliss.

Julian Assange - Wikileaks effects on kenya.

So much is being said about Juliee 39-year-old founder
of the Internet whistleblower Website WikiLeaks,

Interpol has added him to its most-wanted list, He is sought in Sweden for questioning about the alleged rape and molestation of two women. ( Notwithstanding he has publicly denied the allegations.) 

Dr. Alfred Mutua (Kenya's Gover's Mouth) might be greatly helped by his "kenyaleaks" mostly on what "foreign powers" might be saying (confidentially ofcourse).

Although lawyers inside the U.S. government are currently investigating whether they can prosecute Assange for espionage, if he happens to come to kenya he will definately be crowned
(wear traditional garb) as a hero.

The big question is how much juice does he have? according to one US official.

“They may not have 260,000 cables, but they’ve probably got enough to make trouble.”

 

 

 

 

SAFARICOM MPESA UPGRADE.

AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
 I was so eager to use safaricom's mpesa reloaded, so immediately the mpesa came alive my hands were on the application. The 2 things I expected most were
1. Phone book access technology.

2. Online payments
The menu hasn't changed much, do we expect more from safaricom or that's all for so hyped upgrade.